I am death
I am destroyer
I am not ordinary man
I have kept all people faithless
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I met a man the other day
With grey and mournful eyes
His parchment skin was wrinkled
And all his hair was white.
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Will you be my baby tonight?
Or will you be my lover?
Will you whisper 'turn out the light'
Or will there be another
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What’s your mobile number?
I’ll call you later when
Things are not so busy
Now, just where is my pen?
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There’s nothing that’s finer when you are in Umina
Than bowling right up to the friendly bowling club
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Remove those feelings of regret
Relax - be clear of mind
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So farewell David Blunkett
We knew you as a forthright man
With that Edwardian beard
Making you seem as if you
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‘Well here it is Merry Christmas’
You sang
With ‘everybody’s having fun’
As refrain
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