She asked me how she had come to me
On a sunny afternoon,
She couldn't remember anything,
Her memories had flown.
...
The Lady Mary had locked the door
And called the scullery maid,
The Boots was called and the Footman,
So they thought they were being paid,
...
I was sat in a Tavern in Pompey Town,
Sipping a tipple of rum,
When I watched a Jack make an axe attack,
Chop off his finger and thumb!
...
Nadine was naïve when she came to me,
So innocent, fresh and sublime,
I found that I had to pinch myself
When she told me she was mine.
...
We were swept up onto this rocky coast
By a storm in '93,
There were thirteen passengers and crew
And a stowaway, that's me!
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She didn't look awfully well that day
Though she never would make a fuss,
I said we should get to the hospital
That I'd travel with her on the bus.
...
The sun had not even risen when
Delaney opened his eyes,
To colours, bent through a prism, and
Rotating there in the skies.
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Is it God out there in the woods tonight
Or some weird, unhallowed troll,
Uprooting trees in the scorching breeze
With a dread that shreds my soul,
...
Some once called him a Grand Old Man,
Others called him a slime,
You couldn't get a consensus that
Was even, all the time,
...
It was threatening rain for a week or more
It was always threatening rain,
The Weather Bureau was always sore
When the threatening rain never came.
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