Dear Mom and Dad and Little Joey,
Hi, it's freezing!
I'm cold all the time, and I'm bored!
I hated abseiling, it was scary!
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There was a lady called Maisy
Whose favourite flower was the daisy
She'd sit and she'd talk
And weed with a fork
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A cat and a mouse in a shed
Were being watched by a bloke called Fred
Said the mouse that is that
I'm to be eaten by a cat
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I hear there's a celebration going on
A shindig for a star
For a lady who is champion
A VIP by far.
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I asked Dad to take the ironing up the stairs
Dad asked Ian to take the ironing up
Ian asked Sean to take the ironing up
Sean asked Jake to take the ironing up
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Dear Mum,
I'm writing to say I am going on strike from my chores, because of your cooking!
Until you cease to keep making peas with everything,
Chips and peas, pie and peas, pork and peas!
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