I was having breakfast at Benny's,
And all alone.
When from somewhere behind me,
I heard a cellular phone.
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Skin like cinnamon,
Hair raven black.
Softly purring,
And arching her back.
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New pink panties with blue butterflies,
With a matching bra to accent your eyes.
Beautiful golden hair so fine,
The curves of your body so devine.
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I don't even have, to ply you with wine.
I just breath in your ear, and you are mine.
I don't have to be, like a puppy that begs,
I just look in your eyes, and you open your legs.
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If I was younger, Like in my prime,
Then I could show you a real good time.
But this old man is not that bad,
I could tell you stories, of whom I've had.
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Give me your body,
To do with as I please.
I'll caress your breasts,
And gently tease,
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The best woman to love,
Is the one next door.
She never gets enough,
Take her straight to the floor.
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Dr. Acula you just have to stop.
Or I'll tell everybody you can't get it up.
You, just need to leave me alone,
We all know vampires don't carry no bone.
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I got a fat one, and you will agree,
It looks so incredibly good on me.
When the eyes turn white, and they start to moan,
There ain't no way, I can go wrong.
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Sensuously dancing in the pale moonlight,
Gyrating you hips around and round.
Thrusting suggestively what a sight,
Laying you hand upon your mound.
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