Flying Lemming Poems

Turkey curry, turkey roast, turkey casserole
Turkey sandwiches, turkey stew filling my bowl
Turkey in batter followed by turkey kebabs on a skewer
Turkey quiche and turkey cakes, now my taste buds are fewer
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I start my new quest
Put myself to the test
I open the hatch
Path lit by a match
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Space is gigantic, truly massive
There must be so much for it to give
Far out among the endless planets
Are views our exploration never gets
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I took a seed and planted it, and it became a vine
I took the vine and nurtured it, and it gave me some juice
I took the juice and processed it and that gave me some wine
I took the wine and drank it all and then set myself loose
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“Thank you all so much for your warm applause
I promise you that I am a very worthy cause
I stand here proud, asking for your vote today
As we get the election process well underway
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The tourist laughed as he thought of the native that made a deal
And swapped an uncut diamond for a Rolex that wasn’t real
He took the diamond and sold it, gaining a pile of cash
And gambled and went to bars and frittered away his stash
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I got to ‘A’ and was assaulted and abused
And attacked and ambushed and anger was used
And acute agony left me anxious and bemused
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MR PPL R TLKNG EACH DY
TXT MSSGS BEING SNT THRU TH AIR
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You may have never heard of me but I have passed by you
Slinking around quietly is what I’m designed to do
Unnoticed, I’ve taunted you, I’m very sure of that
For I’m the mythical mystical magnetic cat
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The wall that still needs painting
The garden that needs some work
The exercise and training which I now just seem to shirk
The cleaning, polishing, dusting
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