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  • Mohammad Skati (8/22/2014 4:35:00 AM) Post reply Stage

    One day a man wanted to sit the coffee, but instead he sat in the tea. Ha.. ha.. ha...!

  • Abekah Emmanuel (8/18/2014 2:58:00 AM) Post reply Stage

    There was this man whose aspiration in life was just one-to become a famous actor. Due to this ambition, he was always ready to play any role assigned to him. One day, his director assigned to him, the role of the famous Abraham Lincoln in a movie. He spent many weeks and days rehearsing this new role, wearing the usual attire of Lincoln(black suit and white sleeves and black neck. tie) . On the day of performance, the director changed his role to and so he couldnt perform. However he was assassinated on his way back home.

  • Keith Sifelani (6/12/2014 12:25:00 AM) Post reply Stage

    There is this man who has a son who is a drug deal.
    when he sees him he says " oor what a wasted sper............."

  • Thenameless Poet (5/11/2014 3:42:00 AM) Post reply Stage

    Sing to the tune of Frozens " Do you wanna build a snowman" haha

    Is there anybody our there
    anyone at all
    I think I need a friend
    I'm goin round the bend
    Someone please give me a call

    I used to have some buddies
    and now there gone
    It wasnt even my fault

    Is their anyody out their
    You dont even need hair

    Ill wait right here

    Is their anyody out their,
    i could do with a mate
    Im getting really bored
    so are all the walls
    I need some bait

    It gets a little lonely
    eating by myself
    I dont even have a fork

    Hi, I know your out there
    I can see you on goggle maps
    I need to talk to you
    please dont be a poo
    and dis my hat their anybody out their.....

    I was just bored

    comment what you think

  • Micheal Olaniyi (5/7/2014 8:29:00 AM) Post reply Stage


    is house is only decorated with a chair, a foam and an old t.v,
    he is so fat, that is belt is an equator,
    like a woman delivering a baby at night, he groans,
    and supported by the echo he has in his room as is fans.

    He wores a coat, every morning to the farm for rat hunting,
    he cried mysteriously one day,
    than the ceremony of his mother's burial,
    just for me to know he lost five thousand naira,
    his fiancee also suffer a dilema of heartbreak,
    due to meat palaver.

    He was bought a cab for living,
    he sold it and spend it all on eating,
    and said when there is life, there is hope,
    everything he does, people see the opposite of an admirable cricthon.
    His story went so far that everybody wants to know where he's living.

    One day, he got people rolling in aisles,
    when an helpless beggar come along from miles,
    he streched fort his hand for money,
    but silly-sam shaked him and said 'hello, anything for me'.

    "" ][u]Click to read my poem on poemhunter

  • Angelina Holmes (5/3/2014 8:47:00 AM) Post reply Stage

    " Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard

  • Sir Zvavanhuvevhu (5/2/2014 2:27:00 PM) Post reply Stage

    This poem Hunter thing is making me Eat Burnt Food.
    Am Always forgetting, i am cooking something.

  • Micheal Olaniyi (1/29/2014 1:47:00 AM) Post reply | Read 3 replies Stage

    Girls own the world, guys owns the girls. Case closed

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  • Edgar Stevens (8/6/2013 3:50:00 AM) Post reply Stage

    Poem Hunter Poetry Contest has officially started. You can enter with your favorite poem now or write a new one and submit it before August 31st,2013.

    Prize is $1,000 for the winner and $250 for the 2nd and 3rd place..

    You can write in any poetic style and on any subject.

    Entering the contest is free.


  • Roger Horsch (5/15/2013 1:07:00 AM) Post reply | Read 1 reply Stage

    Flying Raisins

    Flying raisins are in the air, there are flying raisins everywhere
    I see them flying all around, I see them landing on the ground
    I wish they would just go away, but they’ll just come back another day
    I see them flying in the sky, I see them getting in my pie
    I see them walking on my cake, I see them in everything I make
    I wish they would just go away, but they’ll just come back another day
    I find them in my cookie dough, I don’t know why they just won’t go
    I do not like them can’t you see, flying raisins are all over me
    I don’t know where they come from, I just want them to leave
    There’s three or four more on my shirt, and two more on my sleeve
    Then I saw the open box, sitting high upon the rack
    I pulled it down then turned it around, it said, “ CAUTION “ on the back
    It said, not for use in cooking, such as cookies, cakes or pies
    For I thought I bought a box of raisins, but they were laboratory flies

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