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Is it wrong to tell a guitar player not to fret?

Ok something to make you laugh but I don't know wether it's appropriate lol I heard it from a school who walked up to me during valentines and said with a wink
Roses are red,
Lemons are sour
Open your legs
And give me an hour ;)
I was mortified! ! ! Ahahahahha But I look back and laugh ahaha

this is one of the best school jokes, check it out!

teacher: if you misbehave again, I'll have to teach you a lesson.

class clown: hooray, I'm finally going to learn something!

hahahahahaha

thank you :)

If a tree falls in the forest and hits a mime does anybody care?

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A seasonal comment overheard... I don't have any trouble with the Virgin Birth concept, but three wisemen? ? ?

Ｐ lato’s Potatoes
- rewritten from two works in A Book of Super Cool Tongue Twisters by Gordon Tseng


Plato’s potatoes are like Seattle’s tomatoes.
But, Seattle’s potatoes are unlike Plato’s tomatoes.
When Plato with some potatoes goes to Seattle for some tomatoes,
Plato is philosophically surprised by Seattle’s potato-like tomatoes.

An alligator climbs into a helicopter.
Later, the helicopter goes into an elevator.
Now, the alligator is in the helicopter that’s in the elevator.
So, the alligator is surely in the elevator.

When Plato back from Seattle goes into the elevator,
Plato is scared by the alligator in the helicopter.
But, when the alligator sees Plato scared like his red tomatoes,
It’s more interested in the potato-like tomatoes than that tomato-like Plato.


-from GOD BLESS NOT ONLY AMERICA

If you shoot a mime do you have to use a silencer?
If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to speak?
If a man says something in a forest but there's no woman around to hear him,
is he still wrong?

The sentence below is false.
The sentence above is true.

Here's one if you know your history.

Goths dont wear Black. Real Goths sack Rome.