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  • sexy angel(hot and spicy) ! (5/3/2012 8:06:00 AM) Post reply | Read 1 reply Stage

    this is one of the best school jokes, check it out!

    teacher: if you misbehave again, I'll have to teach you a lesson.

    class clown: hooray, I'm finally going to learn something!


    thank you :)

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  • Calico Jack (4/22/2012 7:00:00 PM) Post reply | Read 1 reply Stage

    If a tree falls in the forest and hits a mime does anybody care?

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  • Princess Adrianne Fox (2/26/2012 8:41:00 PM) Post reply Stage

    I love this. It makes me express my self. [url=http: //]mulled cider recipe[/url]

  • Callie Carroll (1/10/2012 12:23:00 PM) Post reply | Read 1 reply Stage

    A seasonal comment overheard... I don't have any trouble with the Virgin Birth concept, but three wisemen? ? ?

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  • Gordon Tseng (11/10/2011 1:30:00 AM) Post reply Stage

    P lato’s Potatoes
    - rewritten from two works in A Book of Super Cool Tongue Twisters by Gordon Tseng

    Plato’s potatoes are like Seattle’s tomatoes.
    But, Seattle’s potatoes are unlike Plato’s tomatoes.
    When Plato with some potatoes goes to Seattle for some tomatoes,
    Plato is philosophically surprised by Seattle’s potato-like tomatoes.

    An alligator climbs into a helicopter.
    Later, the helicopter goes into an elevator.
    Now, the alligator is in the helicopter that’s in the elevator.
    So, the alligator is surely in the elevator.

    When Plato back from Seattle goes into the elevator,
    Plato is scared by the alligator in the helicopter.
    But, when the alligator sees Plato scared like his red tomatoes,
    It’s more interested in the potato-like tomatoes than that tomato-like Plato.


  • Joe Garson (11/9/2011 10:55:00 AM) Post reply Stage

    If you shoot a mime do you have to use a silencer?
    If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to speak?
    If a man says something in a forest but there's no woman around to hear him,
    is he still wrong?

  • Alex Brown (10/18/2011 4:21:00 PM) Post reply | Read 2 replies Stage

    The sentence below is false.
    The sentence above is true.

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  • Alex Brown (10/18/2011 4:20:00 PM) Post reply Stage

    Here's one if you know your history.

    Goths dont wear Black. Real Goths sack Rome.

  • Ashes Jazmine Conway (9/30/2011 12:50:00 PM) Post reply | Read 1 reply Stage

    We go 8 spaces forth not back,
    to protect our queen from a foe's attack. What are we?

    Ponds! 8)

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  • Mansoor - (9/26/2011 9:47:00 AM) Post reply Stage

    One day an atheist was traveling in a wilderness he was very thirsty and hungry but his food and water was finished. there was not found any oasis to rest there or obtain any food or water. after a while he became hopeless and told himself : it is sounded this warm and endless wilderness hasn’t any plant and water and I am very needy for some food and water if this state continue I will die here alone and far of my family and friends it is better I believe in god and request him to send me some bread and water. So he looked at sky and said: o’ god I was in mistake you are there I was selfish and didn’t think about you, you are my creator and creator of this hell, I am thirsty and hungry forgive me and give me some food and water I would become very thankful. Suddenly he heard a sound beyond a hill he climbed it and when reached on top saw a buffalo has lied beside a stream down of that hill. That passenger became very happy, but his joy changed to fear when that buffalo noticed to him and became more wild and very angry.It got up and ran toward him atheist scared and started running away and that buffalo with tow long and sharp horn was following him up too. As he was escaping screamed : o’ god thank you for water and food but as you know I’m not a Matador!

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