Gypsy Boy Ravey Poems

This is not a joke
I wish I had a smoke
Wish I could take a drag
Of a rolly or a fag
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Oh how I long to wander
Over hills, fell and dale
This way that and yonder
Over valley, dell and vale
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I’ve stared at the door
Till my eyes have gone sore
Rubbed my nose and I’ve picked it
Rolled it round my fingers and flicked it
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If you want some baccy it's double bubble
And you better pay it back or you're in trouble
Don't matter what prison don't matter what wing
Tobacco my friend, has always been king
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Smash out the glass
Then open the door
Easy pray I can't pass
I'm a thief to the core
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To squander time and watch a soap
Is to surrender, give up hope
The epitome of mundane
Viewing proves your life’s a shame
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ACCT REVIEW: and how is your health?
And do you still feel like killing yourself?
'don't feel too bad anyways not today,
but it's staff that's making me feel this way! '
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I want to break free and I want out of here
This sh*thole, my mate, is just so bloody queer
Watching the VPs get all the best jobs
While decent lads mate, we get treated like dogs
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The Gypsy girl has knowing eyes
That see much for one so young
Practiced is she at telling lies
And using her flowery tongue
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She’s way over thirty
Too old to be flirty
And doesn’t realise
It comes over as dirty
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