Herbert Nehrlich Poems

Like silken hair
with sparkles
in the light of
glow-worms.
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As the eagle soared
sharp eyes observed
life itself, as it moved
under cover of leaves,
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'Your lips are huge',
he said, and salivated,
'I wonder if I could....',
it wasn't until later
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I want to join the folks who keep
a bunch of wives to help them sleep.
If chosen wisely, I suppose
the one with a large-nostrilled nose
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'Rapunzel, let the ladder down,
I'm horny as a goat,
take off your flannel winter gown
and put down the remote.
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Three utterly pathetic
drops of a foul emetic
lounge on the P/H site
they are not very bright
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I did remember the adage
about how flattery will get you
into the portals of all homes
and palaces, perhaps it can
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Have you heard the account of Lord Gritz
he was fond of all innocent tits
he had told his own spouse
that he'd open the blouse
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The elevator stopped to beep.
Two girls got in, they were alone.
One mentioned 'underwear' and 'creep'
in slightly hushed, embarrassed tone.
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It was a long way down,
not all of us had that far
and to go into such turbulence,
what did not help at all was
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