I want to join the folks who keep
a bunch of wives to help them sleep.
If chosen wisely, I suppose
the one with a large-nostrilled nose
...
'Rapunzel, let the ladder down,
I'm horny as a goat,
take off your flannel winter gown
and put down the remote.
...
Three utterly pathetic
drops of a foul emetic
lounge on the P/H site
they are not very bright
...
I did remember the adage
about how flattery will get you
into the portals of all homes
and palaces, perhaps it can
...
Have you heard the account of Lord Gritz
he was fond of all innocent tits
he had told his own spouse
that he'd open the blouse
...
The elevator stopped to beep.
Two girls got in, they were alone.
One mentioned 'underwear' and 'creep'
in slightly hushed, embarrassed tone.
...
It was a long way down,
not all of us had that far
and to go into such turbulence,
what did not help at all was
...
I see you still, just standing,
soft shoulders, slightly drooped.
It was a German train of punctuality,
a trait one did expect but not that day.
...
When age and all its dried up masters
have finally caught up with you,
though you're not ready for disasters,
'is this seat ta...how do you do? '
...
And there we were, in darkness, down by the river.
Four girls, four boys. A night away from town.
A cooling breeze was causing her to shiver,
or was the prospect of the lovely evening gown,
...