Herbert Nehrlich Poems

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1341.
The Double Helix

The double helix, yes.
Talking genomes here,
genetic fiddling,
all are four letter words,
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1342.
For Her

There was
a time
where laws
of rhyme
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1343.
Gasses

He had released a bit of gas
and felt a need to scratch his ass.
He was in public and he stank,
considered it a youthful prank.
...

1344.
The Vicar's Laxative

There once was a Vicar named Groon
he was raised with a true silver spoon.
And at bedtime he'd take
for his haemorrhoids' sake
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1345.
Jerry The Limerick

He has grown, in the clinic, a beard
but the stubbles are rough and much feared
by the soft, peachy skin
of both cheeks and her chin,
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1346.
Dad

He slept the dream of ethanol
and when he woke, his battered soul
was in a mood too foul to bear
as vomit stuck in his gray hair.
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1347.
Happy Birthday, Andreeeeeeas!

There once was a fellow named Gripp.
He let poems roll over his lip.
With the Kraut in his genes
he has more than the means
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1348.
Prime Time

Well, Max, you wouldn't understand,
a dog is not a human, after all.
I'm in my forties, says my gut
and the chronology, it matters not,
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1349.
A Risqué Lullaby For A Resident Poet

I once knew a ballerina
she had flown in from Argentina
she liked playing my flute
and was udderly cute
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1350.
What The........?

I climbed the path
up to the church
and, once inside
did get a special time
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