Herbert Nehrlich Poems

A cow displays to us her udder,
an asset pleasing to the eye.
It is the origin of butter,
how so you ask, I'll tell you why.
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It seems to me
that all poets should be
noble, helpful and good.
Only then they could,
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It is a YES. We got one of the perpetrators.
He will now leave the p/h site or face his shame,
we are, once England has left for his cell
intent of cleaning up this mess once and for all.
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'You seem to have, '
I said to her, sincerely,
'Chinese-like eyes
when you are fretting,
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A balmy breeze
had hitched a ride
with early dusk
and whispered to
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I was so tired when we landed
two hours more at Honolulu,
before the onward flight departs
Vancouver, I can hardly wait.
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Ahhhhhhh, the sound of bliss and comfort
escapes my worn and pale-blanched lips,
first having passed those miracles of craft,
such handsome specimens, so lovingly created
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Mangy, ugly mutt
hangs around the club
gets the hasty rub
scratches now his butt
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'Hepatomegaly, my friend',
the doctor said to the recluse,
'will turn cirrhosis in the end,
lay off that godforsaken booze.'
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To those who drink I say (in vain)
they ought to (if they could) refrain
from glycerated wine from Spain
as well as liquor made from grain.
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