Jason Elster

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It appears I feel I must break a pattern.
This new layout I feel will start to madden.
But fear not
For this is just a one off
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I was asked to write a poem about toilet roll.
Why?
I guess because it's round.
when I was younger I thought toilet was spelt toylit.
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Dr Sues, We Hardly Knew Ye...

It appears I feel I must break a pattern.
This new layout I feel will start to madden.
But fear not
For this is just a one off
And I’d quite like to go off on a tangent.
The poet I admire the most would be Dr Sues.
The creatures he creates are extremely crude.
But what I really like is how he makes every last word rhyme.
That must take up a lot of his time.
Was Dr Sues really a Doctor?
I didn’t know writing poetry was such a prime factor
In being able to determine ones physical structure.
Ooh, I’m already having trouble, you can probably tell.
I’ll make this line easy, I want to yell!
But what to yell?
Maybe about how I fell?
Oh and how I fell, down that big dark well.
A well, that went far into the ground.
Now what shape do wells take again?
That’s right, they’re…..

Jason Elster Comments

Jason Elster 26 February 2005

Get back to your cell!

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Amy Murtagh 26 February 2005

Yes my dear, you called?

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Jason Elster 26 February 2005

Round is a very sensitive subject for me. I feel I can only talk about round in the comfort of poetry. Angel of darkness Angel of darkness Angel of darkness Angel of darkness

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Graham Leese 26 February 2005

How come your songs are never round jase?

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Poetry Hound 26 February 2005

When you were shouting in your shoes, some of it inadvertantly ended up on this website.

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