How shocked I was
To see you in your new disguise
On a cold autumn day
With the rain in your eyes!
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'Bollock naked' is a phrase
That's calculated to amaze
Those ignorant of Geordie ways.
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I'm Marcus the ganja man,
I live in a caravan.
I sell all my weed
To help children in need,
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Muddle-headed dreamers,
Mendacious, subtle semantic schemers,
Random rhymers,
What is your excuse?
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Weak lemonade sky
Of the anaemic January sun,
Don't cry!
The thumbnail moon
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While you are rotting underneath the earth,
Consumed by worms and maggots,
Utterly dead,
I lie alive and cosy in my bed.
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