Lee Fones Poems

a sweet young girl eliezer
wanted a glass of tizer
i gave her last drop
heard her sneeze out some snot
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a forgetful barmaid called mary
got so confused and scary
asking for rum and coke
she pulled me a bloke
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a military man iyasu
led his troops into battle for desire
they never fought much
for conduct was such
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its a Goal
the commentator did say
its a Goal
they just couldn't play
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a bloody battle was about to commence
upon our neighbours tall fence
two cats two rats
wearing top hats
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mr Gray and mrs Gray
had a falling out
nobody really knows
what's its all about
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sitting by myself in middle of june
hearing birds sing a lovley tune
listening to the gushng stream
thundering past with a scream
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cows all went crazy
as it came to light
something rather hazy
disturbed them in the night
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mighty magician performed trick
started by a candlelight wick
setting it alight
to the audiences delight
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have you seen the girl with four eyes
apparently very disguised
two pairs of glasses one on each cheek
microphone by boobies if you want too peek
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