Lee Fones Poems

imagine being a sheep
baaaaa or therrrre
with grass to eat
baaaaar or therrrre
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a lady from wick was sick
of her late husband nick
he would sit on the shelf
next to the elf
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a sweet young girl eliezer
wanted a glass of tizer
i gave her last drop
heard her sneeze out some snot
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a forgetful barmaid called mary
got so confused and scary
asking for rum and coke
she pulled me a bloke
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a military man iyasu
led his troops into battle for desire
they never fought much
for conduct was such
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its a Goal
the commentator did say
its a Goal
they just couldn't play
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a bloody battle was about to commence
upon our neighbours tall fence
two cats two rats
wearing top hats
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mr Gray and mrs Gray
had a falling out
nobody really knows
what's its all about
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sitting by myself in middle of june
hearing birds sing a lovley tune
listening to the gushng stream
thundering past with a scream
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cows all went crazy
as it came to light
something rather hazy
disturbed them in the night
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