Lee Fones Poems

lord of douglas hugh
was dull and worthless too
but due to his dullness
eventually became gormless
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frederick nicknamed as Griffin
was adored by many women
one day he got struck
by cricket ball on nut
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it has to be said nowadays
things ain't the same anyway's
for all love and hate
its all dire strait
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its stated pen mightier than saw
fact of the matter they draw
on the night they were stolen
in a fiesta near Bitten
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king of england george three
loved going out in country
he enjoyed cricket, flying kites
detested the fast city life
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rudolph second depressed
locked himself away from the rest
his studies were full credit
showing that he had read it
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its a simple fact is this
facebook full of useless bits
where to go?
'i dont know'
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once was a man arabian
who's favorite band was kasabian
it wasn't the rocking
nor all the moshing
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once a young lad called billy
showed concern about his willy
his mum said 'get it out'
then she did shout
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have you heard about william hague
nor have i
apparently
its ever so
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