Lee Fones Poems

people people everwhere
nutty as can be
wish i were an ape
hiding in a tree
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a grey eerie mist
arose from the tomb
upon hearing a steamy hiss
i vanished in the gloom
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first time in years i visited dudley zoo
all pandas chewing on bamboo
saw an ape did escape catching train too crewe
camels got the hump and he cant half trump
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certainly aint no william shakespear
maybe to be or not
but if he'd had a spear
id proably be in a pot
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cold wind swept through hall
up the stairs baby crawl
no one there nothing at all
except for now baby bawls
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the navvies did work
digging out the old canal
wonder how many smurk
how many died in channel
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tonight there'll be a jailbreak
the boys have decided to flee
they know they will have to wait
till after prison tea
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wheres that colorful lady
now appearing very shady
shes looking rather grey
in ambulance please pray
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henry was a handyman
good at most the things
he'd modify a frying pan
into loads of springs
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