Lee Fones Poems

one was a bloke from crewe
who had a bit of a do
one night the young lout
had some swinger's about
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a lovely lady called iris
proclaimed to the vicar 'i like iris'
the vicar said 'why yes
for that names the best'
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dear jenny you're simply fizzling
frying pan has just started spitting
steaks were absolutely dazzling
grills packing up, quitting
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a religious education teacher
asked little johnny 'what's a preacher'
he said 'when i get home
me mum don't half groan
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a naughty man from st ives
proclaimed to me 'five wives
theres suzy, patricia
hannah, maria
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once was a lady so smitten
told me her cat had just written
some poetry
that had m and e
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a beautiful, flirtatious, handsome ed
went up to some girls to show head
he thought should i pose
or pick my nose
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a heavily pregnant eloise
grabbed of john's hand and squeezed
john asks her 'what's up'
her profanity ended in 'uck'
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a solitude man lived in a hut
rumour has it bit of a nut
the candle would flicker
the wind would tinker
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reminiscing on a picture
from many years ago
yes you sloppy licker
best i've ever know
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