Lee Fones Poems

what a nutty day
at our local fields
crazy man mc kay
got breadsticks and did wield
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today has been fathers day
i sure really do love mine
brought me up by fields of hay
shoving me towards combine
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i sent a random letter to hants
and got a naughty reply
some naughty kinky pants
so in my next letter i will say 'Hi'
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Baar Baar Baar
tiny sheep runs amok
Baar Baar Baar
bless his woolen socks
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'have you seen my woggle? '
said the cub to his mum
'put them by your goggles
the nice and shiny ones'
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lovely old lady said to me
'would you like another cup of tea'
looking at her glazed faced
going through old pencil case
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closing down sale now on
sofas down fifty percent a con
i purchased five chairs
wished i'd had shares
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accidentally threw my mobile in bin
too some people that would be a sin
years ago mobiles didn't exist
people tend to forget this
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see a star shine brightly
its so very highly
see it every nightly
looking very sprightly
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