Lee Fones Poems

dylan thomas was very poetic
his poetry wasn't at all septic
sitting near his small hut
pondering his thoughts with a tut
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today i meandered
around our local town
thought it very shocking
as most the shops
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how to surprise a fly
why not flick it on the eye
then it may even cry
at least its worth a try
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sitting on tractor trailer
wind pounding round my mack
heard a distant sailor
chugging down water track
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it was a funny day at the circus
the lions all got tamed
clowns they did cuss
as tigers began to maim
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sexual orientation straight
please don't have me by the gate
please leave me, i'm not bent
not on car, don't want dent
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standing in the doorway
in her see through lingerie
thought about our trip to Norway
and shop that sold patisserie
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nearly another 365 days has quickly gone
lights of Christmas will soon be shone
choirs will sing those Christmas songs
kids excitedly shouting out, how long
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years ago i went skiing
in val Thorens in France
was meant to be thrilling
but my skiing it was pants
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Heard noisy woodpecker
Hammering tree bark
Sounded like double decker
Scared the great big lark
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