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  His Homeynence (with all due respect to His Eminence) proclaims:

Allan~~~~bush guy, should stick to writing bush poems, God Bless
Balls~~~~Don’t ever even imagine His Homeynence lacking…
Crazy~~~~Man it has been crazyweed
Dumb~~~Weren’t our childish feuds just dumb?
Easy~~~~Rhyming…you should try it sometime
F**K~~~~ing idiot…{; ~)
Grand~~~Finale…print it for posterity
Hello~~~~Poets in hiding…come out, come out, wherever you are
Ice~~~~~~Water in my veins…never forget
Jell-O~~~~Cherry with whipped cream
Kind~~~~~I can be…Can You? ? ?
Lazy~~~~~It’s time…for me…to be…lay zee
Mom~~~~~Wouldn’t approve of my antics
Nehrlich~~~Nudnik…Nitwit…Nerd lick
Oh Boy~~~~Just kiddin Herbie…God Bless
Pompous~~~Oops…I did it again
Quilt~~~~~~I’ll crochet you one in retirement
Read~~~~~~And critique fairly…please
Sorry~~~~~I never meant any harm…to anyone
Thanks~~~~For the memories…I’ll be around
Union~~~~~If Europe can…why can’t the world?
Victory~~~~In war there are no victors
Wisdom~~~Plenty round here to be found
Xavier~~~~St. Francis, patron saint of Freising, Germany
Young~~~~God Bless and Help our Youth
Zounds~~~~Etymology: euphemism for God's wounds


His Homeynence is sad and happy to announce his retirement from
this board. May the forces of peace, love, hope, grace and charity
be with each and every one of you.

PEACE TO ALL! ! !

His Homeynence Sir Peckerwood Ali III


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  His Homeynence Sir Peckerwood Ali  (4/22/2005 5:47:00 AM)

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  Herbert Nehrlich  (4/21/2005 10:10:00 PM)

I like it when management manages to hand out forced early retirement.
I don't mind a little fun but not with the likes of disgusting people.
Your taste or rather the lack of shows who you are.
H
  Andy Konisberg  (4/21/2005 8:05:00 PM)

there's a message in your REAL inbox from me, and I will present you with a golden crotch (sic.) as a leaving present. ya big ole softy ya.
  Robert Rorabeck  (4/21/2005 8:01:00 PM)

haha- what a smart, humorous piece- but you havent made enough $$ to retire

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