The tattoo on the back of your waist beckons to me.
It says 'Insert Below'
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A fat old canadien fool,
Thought that his poetry was cool,
All the people could tell,
That he just could'nt spell,
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I listen to your heartbeat,
With my ear on your tender breast.
Through the sweat our love has produced,
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Wandering in the wilderness once,
I met a preacher man.
He asked me 'whats the good word? '
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No comitment no entanglements,
Just hand over the cash,
And your'e home free Jack.
Five dollars, Five dollars, me love you long time.
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This poem is just to get on your nerves,
Saddam hussein was a creep,
And they gave him what he deserves,
They stretched his blooming neck.
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I took my girl to see little fochers,
You know the one, with the great big knockers.
If she turns suddenly, she'll put out my eye,
Sometimes they even block out the sky.
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