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I noticed three servings yesterday at the local café - sixty something retirees nibbling on entrees of empty, idle chatter.
The first (the bossy one) wore a generous head of hair (or was it a wig?) Bootlace brown and brazenly ‘bouffant’, it failed somehow to compliment the loud and overcooked face that scowled beneath it.
The second had ‘done’ hers herself. A Decore ‘natural’ blond trying (unsuccessfully I fear) to mask the pale pink pate that peeped from between a stand of meagre stalks.
The third was ‘tipped’ (a suburban salon for sure) in red and Munroe blond. Her foundation, applied generously and myopically, served only to emphasize the murder of ‘crows feet’ that ravaged her face.
Their ‘other halves’ were balding, bespectacled and paunchy. They didn’t say much - Out voiced it would seem by the generous servings of mutton dressed as lamb bleating beside them.
Alison Cassidy
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