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Stuck in 2nd G.ear by Alan Bender

9/6/2008 12:32:01 PM
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Stuck in 2nd G.ear
 
  A Damn Correction

Creation Science Museum
Three nouns don’t make a clause!
Objectively speaking
the subject is confusing
Take a twist of Hedges
and a pinch of Hitchens
throw in monkey wood story
extracted from cuneiform records
subtract one week from
the record
(less than a eye blink of eternity)
the Genesis word god
[blink]
disappears
Eve & Adam are outed
the whole Eden thing
become an nemonic
for a trilobite DNA artifact
So much for
Ken Ham’s get-rich-quick
infomercial



Mr Toad goes to Petersburg’s

Creation Museum in Kentuck
Not just wrong for our time, wtf
With Bush at the trigger
Our problems are bigger
Than Ken Ham helping God self destruct



ex post facto

anti- is a pre-
text for post-
war

a disenchanted
subculture
postscript

hate recanted
much too
late for peace

Alan Bender


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Yoonoos Peerbocus (6/9/2007 12:25:00 PM)
excellent poetic work.take care
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