If school were more like baseball
we'd only have to play.
We'd hang out in the sunshine
and run around all day.
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Sam asked a question of his teacher,
He asked it for the stern Miss Meacher,
You wouldn't punish me would you?
For something i that i did not do,
...
You may noticed, teacher,
I am not in school today,
But the tape deck on my desk,
will record each word you say,
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what is love, but an emotion,
so strong and so pure,
that nurturned and shared with another,
all tests it will endure?
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At Hamster Sam's Rodeo, tickets are free,
and, oh, the spectacular things that you'll see.
We're hamsters with cowboy boots, lassos, and chaps,
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I knew a guy
who knew a guy
who stuck his finger
in his eye.
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It's Monday morning at 7: 01,
You're still hafl asleep; your homework is half done,
Your shower is cold; your oatmeal's dry,
Your mother forgets to kiss you good-bye,
...
'dear students, the summer has ended.
The school year at last has begun.
But this year is totally different.
We're going to only have fun.
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love is the greatest feeling,
love is like a play,
love is what i feel for you,
each and every day,
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