Harry S Smith

I saw a pride of Teen Queens,
Wiggle, wobble down the way,
Footballers maybe builders,
On their minds: Who can say?


Tottering on spiked stillettos,
Hips and hair with lunch banana,
Destination Trafford Cathedral,
To worship the Dolce / Gabbana!


Dining on spitfire gossip,
Outside the Ann Summers shop,
An agenda of chimps & bitches,
Someone's for the chop!


Descending on wings ablister,
Lost Daughters of Aphrodite,
Love heat seeking missiles all,
Unleashed to slay the mighty!


I saw a pride of Teen Queens,
Teeth & Talons: Fierce & Proud,
They went out to nail a Johnny Depp,
But lost him in the crowd!