I love a bargain
I joke with friends by saying,
Guess how much this cost,
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Why do I feel SAD
As we call time on summer,
With Winters dark nights so cold,
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As a kid was never the trimmest,
You could call it puppy fat,
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You say sweet I say brilliant
I say brilliant,
When I think its great,
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Message in a bottle
My heart spills over onto the page,
As I write the words I dare,
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Lady Luck
We have all met her in,
Our lives some not so many,
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Beyond reasonable doubt
The story revealed to the court,
Was that of a young boy,
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There's a rat in the kitchen
Casually strolled in the kitchen,
Oh my God it's a Rat,
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50 shades of imagination
He is tall, dark and handsome,
Muscley with a tan,
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There was a girl called Nicky,
About her food wasn't particularly picky,
Surprising what cooks in the microwave,
When licking her lips with a food crave,
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