Charles Hice

Rookie (May 13 2004 / Heaven)

Why Pretzels Do Not Eat Us - Poem by Charles Hice

why pretzels do not eat us
why pretzels do not eat us
eye opened up the pretzel bag and much to my surprise
they grabbed me and began to pull me deep inside
eye lurched and jumped to no avail as munching then begun
the pretzels in my bag was eating me the fun had just began
they laughed and giggled and had so much fun
eye am not an ogre by any means
eye let the pretzels have their way
for they were just eating me
so when eye come up missing just find an old worn out pretzel bag
and then look deep inside

Comments about Why Pretzels Do Not Eat Us by Charles Hice

  • Bernard Alain (5/2/2007 6:05:00 PM)

    I have read this one before, still just as good.
    -Bernie (Report) Reply

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  • Not a member No 4 (1/30/2007 5:52:00 PM)

    Charles, you're a funny guy. New angles are great, but this is a new angle on new angles. Sharp. Different! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Poem Edited: Thursday, January 6, 2011

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