Ramona Thompson Poems

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11.
Oh Horny Night

Erotic parody of the Christmas classic, O Holy Night

Oh horny night
My lover's glow in the dark condom is brightly shining
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12.
Teen Sex

There's something I want you to know before you go too far with your love tonight
Eager heated words and pretty promises made don't really mean he loves you
Everything changes forever once you go through with it and actually do it
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13.
I Hate Myself And I Wanna Die

Sad and lonely
Depressed
Thinking about suicide
Not just sometimes
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14.
Teenage Masturbation Fantasy

Thought for sure that I had taught him better
Early on I was told that he might later on have some problems in life
Even still I refused to believe that things could ever get this bad or that he could be led so far astray
No way am I giving up on him that's for sure
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15.
Lesbian Woman-V 1

A rewrite/parody of the classic Pretty Woman

Lesbian woman prowling down your street
Lesbian woman, guaranteed I'm the kind of woman you're like to eat
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16.
Birth Control Is Murder!

I don't care what you say
I don't care how much you deny it
You can't dance your wicked way around the truth anymore
More and more everyday
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17.
Heaven In My Mouth Tonight

Oh...
Heaven is in my heart
Oh...
Heaven is in my heart
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18.
I Like To Be Raped

Ever since the age of 16
Don't know why I have felt this way
So worthless
Sexless
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19.
I Want Your Abortion

There's pills that you can take
And there's doctors that you can see
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20.
God Hates This Heart

Whom have I in Heaven
But you
There is nothing on earth
I desire beside you
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