Looking in the mirror
So Plain Jane
So boring
Too fat
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Erotic parody of the Christmas classic, O Holy Night
Oh horny night
My lover's glow in the dark condom is brightly shining
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There's something I want you to know before you go too far with your love tonight
Eager heated words and pretty promises made don't really mean he loves you
Everything changes forever once you go through with it and actually do it
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Thought for sure that I had taught him better
Early on I was told that he might later on have some problems in life
Even still I refused to believe that things could ever get this bad or that he could be led so far astray
No way am I giving up on him that's for sure
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Erotic Parody of Flashdance What A Feeling from the film Flashdance
First there's a tingle
A slow yearning dream
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A rewrite/parody of the classic Pretty Woman
Lesbian woman prowling down your street
Lesbian woman, guaranteed I'm the kind of woman you're like to eat
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I don't care what you say
I don't care how much you deny it
You can't dance your wicked way around the truth anymore
More and more everyday
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Oh...
Heaven is in my heart
Oh...
Heaven is in my heart
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Ever since the age of 16
Don't know why I have felt this way
So worthless
Sexless
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There's pills that you can take
And there's doctors that you can see
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