Rewrite of Cher's song by the same name
See if you guess who this one is about. Is it a confession or just fiction?
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
mmm yum yum
Lover tonight
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Youth often know way better than age how to stroke it just right
Over and over again they can go all night
Until the early morning light of dawn and sometimes even noon
Naked young flesh so much more arousing and delicious than wrinkly old flaps and folds of skin
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Zippers down and I can tell that you're more than ready for me tonight
Insanly driven to a liasion of the most dangerous kind we could spark a war with this first kiss
Married is what both are to other people
Married, but not deep down where it counts the most in our hearts of hearts
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Part of the psychic poem project. If this touches you, please let me know.
Thanks
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Parody of Kevin Rudolf's Let It Rock
I wanna see your faces
Show up in record numbers high
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Note-This one isn't quite what you think it's about.
Blow your mind with just how I am at....cleaning
Love my job and I do it well 40 hours,5 days a week
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I want a man....
1. with whom I can share during the whole of our married lives, many multiple orgasms.
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A tribute to the troops
Rewrite of Queen's Classic Hit-We Are The Champions
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Name-R.J.
Objective-To find my soul mate and man of my dreams
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