Ramona Thompson Poems

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An Erotic American Idol Parody of Hank William's Classic Song Hey Good Lookin'

Hey, hey, ooh so good lookin'
How I'd love to know what David's got cookin'
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Rewrite of Queen's classic The Show Must Go On

Empty yearning faces, not sure they want to go on living anymore
Abandoned for their choices, how sad that this has to be the score
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Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was as white as snow
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after
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This little pig went to market
This little pig stayed home
This little pig has roast beef
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Rewrite of the classic Elvis hit, Hound Dog

You ain't nothin' but a homophobe
Prejudice accusin' and finger pointin' all the time
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Rewrite of Cher's song by the same name

See if you guess who this one is about. Is it a confession or just fiction?
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
mmm yum yum
Lover tonight
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My rosy kissable lips are red
My eyes are a horny shade of blue
Finally ready to break down and do it with you
No more need for pleain'
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