Ramona Thompson Poems

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31.
Cinderella

Dreaming
Every night
About holding you
In my arms
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32.
Nobody Loves Me

My family
All backs turned againest me
My friends
One by one
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33.
Global Warming

Going going and maybe soon to be all gone
Lost control long ago now we must do all that we can do try and save what is left before it's too late
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34.
One Perfect Woman For One Perfect Man

Out there somewhere
I know
My dream waits for me
A true and honest love like no other
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35.
16 And Pregnant

A dark rewrite of Skid Row's 18 and Life

Wonder sometimes when I'm all alone at night
Will it be a girl or will be a boy?
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36.
A Beatle's Revenge

Help me if you can
She wants alimony
Oh honey I think I'm gonna wind up brokey
Worse then when John married Yoko
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37.
Gay Man

Rewrite of Cher's classic song, Main Man

Written by me, a straight woman trying to capture a gay man's point of view
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38.
A Halloween Lover's Tale

Haunted by him
A beast of a man with a rotting tongue to kiss and a touch as cold as the grave
Left with no choice each Halloween I must surrender to his most unnatural of carnal desires
Lower myself into a vat of flesh eating worms and die all over again
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39.
A Ghetto Christmas

A Jerry Springer inspired parody of the Christmas classic, Let It Snow

Oh, the streets outside are frightful
But my darling with your charms so delightful
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40.
Power Rangers Swallowed In Space

Swallowed in space
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