Ramona Thompson Poems

1. Men who like to call a woman's breasts titties or boobies. Nothing turns me off more then inmature and gross term. Call 'em what they are. Tits or breasts but please not silly little names like this.
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Parody of the classic Whitesnake song Here I Go Again

I don't know who I'm doing tonight
But I sure know who I'd like to do
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A very dark parody of the Ramone's The KKK Took My Baby Away

I sent her away
Just for the holiday I told them
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Won't someone tell me what is happening to him
He says he's just misunderstood
I say he must be crazy
Watching and drooling at the sight of those
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A dark creepy parody of the classic disco song Hot Stuff by Donna Summers
Sittin' here eatin' my heart out waitin'
Waitin' for this funeral to end
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Keep on sinning
If you don't stop sinning
You're gonna go to Hell someday
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A rather cruel parody of Garth Brook's song Shameless
Well you're worthless
Useless to me
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Where the boys are
He waits for them
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Get ready
Get set
For a new girl like no other
Tougher
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A dark parody of the classic song The Great Pretender

Oh oh yes he is the child molester
Pretending that he is well
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