Robert Edgar Burns Poems

Just imagine the wisdom that it took
To make my love for me!
Each one for the other,
What perfect harmony!
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As human beings we all learn how
To manipulate one another!
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She placed a purple orchid
Beside me on the seat.
She walked away so sexily
My heart skipped many beats.
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I went to weight watchers,
Thinking that I could lose,
Eight inches of blubber,
But the speaker made me snooze.
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I have wed my heart to you
In every imaginable way.
I belong to you sweet girl,
Any time of any day.
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Sitting on the front porch swing
The two of us feeling high.
Watching horses in the meadow,
My country girl and I.
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Three little letters
That land like a million,
But honestly are
Worth more than a billion!
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I have a little kitty,
That came to live with me.
I got to name her Misty,
And she’s cute as she can be.
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My brother found a girlfriend
Whose name is Corelynn.
Suddenly in a wedding gown
She packed and moved right in.
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Bubble gum made out of chum
Was a hit with fish at sea.
I found this out the hard way.
The gum was inside of me!
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