Robert Edgar Burns Poems

I took a picture in front of a mirror,
While only wearing my birthday suit!
I sent it in the mail to the girl I loved,
Knowing she would get a big hoot!
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I put in a job application,
And I was forced to do it online.
When I was young we did it in person,
So the employer could tell we were fine!
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I stepped outside into the night
A silhouette in the pale moonlight!
Dozens of dogs were wailing songs,
I wondered what could be so wrong!
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Everyone with a heart
Has emotional scars,
Having experienced painful dissolutions.
To say time heals all wounds,
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I’m taking a trip and flying to Dallas.
I hear Jerry Jones has built a new palace.
The Cowboys Stadium is terribly huge,
But wheelchair accessible for us old dudes,
In Dallas.
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With my life’s blood
I'd script in your name
Across the sprawling sky.
Wishing I had what it took
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Without you a rainbow
Would be a sad sight.
As would a butterflies wing
Caught in the suns' light.
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Have I taken a wrong turn?
Is this our last hurrah?
Should I kiss tomorrow goodbye,
Since my heart is torn and raw?
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RE: WILDLIFE
We are called Mankind.
We are selfish it Is true.
We should have learned the
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New York has the most attorney’s.
New Jersey the most toxic dumps.
Why do you suppose this is this way?
New Jersey had the first choice, chump!
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