I would if I could
That I should is understood
But if I can't I won't
When it's impossible I don't
...
How do you hoist a poetaster
On his own petard?
Simple -
Just rhyme 'hunks of abalone'
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I was born to missionary parents in the Year of Our Lord Nineteen Hundred Thirty and Three On the fair isle of Tierra del Fuego... During a full solar eclipse... I would not say that this event was keenly anticipated by the whole of Mankind, but clearly Someone looked down upon it with manifest Auspicion. And thus did begin my rich life of travels and travails... --- http: //www.Scylla-Speaks.com)
American Office Workers Anthem
I would if I could
That I should is understood
But if I can't I won't
When it's impossible I don't
So stop your barking
Everything's under control
Get off my back
Let me finish my jelly-roll!