There on the main road outside Trinidad
Is a restaurant looking sort of sad,
It's Lilia and John's place
Open for meals at a workman's price.
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Old Dan and Ralph had been there before
They and the crowd knew what was in store.
When the announcer gave their name
The applause acknowledged their claim to fame.
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Lie quietly
Imagine your hand moving slowly
Palm up, open, fingers extended
Can you sense the pleasure of touch
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Now all you sinners come this way
Feel the distress as you pass the day.
How is it, we all ask,
'That taking peas is no easy task? '
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Sphinx was a monster that would eat
Whatever stranger she could get:
Unless his ready with disclos’d
The subtle Riddle she propos’d.
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Blubber abounds
In this retirement town.
Usually there's a cushion around
The buttock where it's generously found
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As you walk along
There's something in the air
That doesn't quite belong
It wasn't there before
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Gasket discovered that at
Stocking Opening Time
Around the Christmas tree,
There was something for everyone,
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Some thought she was a stray
That had come for scraps along the way
That might be left from the lunch
Of the post office staff; a kindly bunch.
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Those of the higher order
Have been quick to add to the disorder
Surrounding the poorly worded stance
Of the Nobel Prize Winner of Science
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