THE HOLY POET Poems

50,000 seats were filled to watch the Huns today

But they forgot that Killie could show them how to play
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The Rangers now are in demise

Cos all their truths are based on lies
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He's Motherwell's Del boy, whealing and dealing
But this time he's had it, allegedly stealing
What he got for a pound was a licence to kill
And he just set about on his life's greatest thrill.
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We'll miss you Glasgow Rangers and stories we will tell
Of how Celtic came from Heaven and you lot came from Hell
And when they pull down Ibrox and I think it's going to come
It's the taxman's way of saying, you should have done your sums.
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The faithful thousands walk along
Whilst faceless hopefuls just look on
We sing our hymns of love and hate
As we march up the Gallowgate.
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Mr. Murray isn’t silly, he’s just keeping out of sight
And letting dear old Craigie boy deal with all his *****
Insolvency’s the latest craze that’s sweeping Glasgow town
And just like every other scam, those lads won’t let us down.
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They moan if there’s some trouble and complain if there is not
They criticise the songs we sing and the players we’ve just bought
They say there’s too much passion then say we’ve lost our pride
But the truth is they’re just jealous of two wee teams on the Clyde.
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He’d quietly go about his job and be up the crack of dawn
Then halfway through the morning shift, he’d just say, “Right, I’m gone”
And he’d fly to mass in Paradise, singing out the Hymns
But not the kind you’ll hear in church, they’re songs of famous Tims!
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This man’s a hero to the fans with his gallus little stance
Determination, grit and steel, we’ll always have a chance.
He took the field against the foe, his eyes all fired up
Relentless running up and down, the day we won the cup.
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He joined Celtic, aged thirteen years, a ballboy at the game
The youth team knocked upon his door, his skill had gained him fame
The bhoy from Viewpark Uddingston, would stake an early claim
To become the greatest ever Celt, the world has ever seen.
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