My mother has
A thing for Thomas Kinkaide
Don't get me wrong
You with your dirty mind
...
It's what I call it
The place, the building
The fun we had
The fun we shared
...
The bus
Does not wait for me
The bus waits for nobody
The driver looks at me
...
He is an old calvary man.
He rides a white horse.
He doesn't do much for me.
I play this game when I am bored.
...
My ex-girl has a thing
For Lancelot du Lac
She'd always read this boring stuff
She wasn't fun
...
Sounds like a name for a guy.
To me, maybe not to you.
Flying, funny, silly.
Sexy cartoon.
...
You always let me down
You stood me up again - Maria
You're never there for me
When I need you.
...
Thomas Kinkaide
My mother has
A thing for Thomas Kinkaide
Don't get me wrong
You with your dirty mind
She completes her home
With everything
She can get her hands on
By this designer
Don't be ignorant
Learn about him
He's an important man
Who makes a home look perfect.
Not really perfect, just right
We say things like that imperfectly.
As a child, I gave her a vase from
Wal-Mart, she threw it on the floor.