Andrew Hamm

Rookie (Chesterfield, UK)

Andrew Hamm Poems

1. A Comatose Herring 7/17/2013
2. Being On The Train 12/29/2013
3. Birdsong 4/6/2013
4. Boredom Relieved By Poetry 3/25/2013
5. Coffee 5/10/2013
6. Coffee With My Mother 9/8/2013
7. Crying Emotions 4/13/2013
8. Daylight Fading 3/24/2013
9. Digestives 4/30/2013
10. Elegy For A Non-Existant Twin 4/7/2013
11. Emotional Haiku 4/15/2013
12. Every Time I Fall 4/24/2013
13. Family Guy 5/16/2013
14. Faster Than A Speeding Bullet 3/31/2013
15. From Here To Soweto 7/26/2013
16. Grandma's House 7/6/2013
17. Gravity Haiku 4/24/2013
18. Headache 4/14/2013
19. I Feel Low 3/25/2013
20. I Shall Rise 8/2/2013
21. I'M An Emo 3/24/2013
22. Joy Is A Stagnant Pond 4/1/2013
23. Little Switzerland 3/24/2013
24. Liverpool Tomorrow 12/29/2013
25. London Underground 4/3/2013
26. Lunch At Java 1/22/2014
27. Manchester Trilogy 9/4/2013
28. Midnight At Green Hedges 8/15/2013
29. Mockery 8/6/2013
30. Mourning The Non-Existant 4/11/2013
31. My Cat Is Fluent In Swedish 8/13/2013
32. My Leg Is Broken 6/21/2013
33. No One Came 7/27/2013
34. On The Ferry To Ireland 1/15/2014
35. Paranoia 5/4/2013
36. Poetry 4/1/2013
37. Poetry Open-Mic 4/9/2013
38. Psychosis 3/24/2013
39. Purple 2/5/2014
40. Rain 5/14/2013
Best Poem of Andrew Hamm

Family Guy

Just watched Family Guy
It helps me to relax
It’s cheerful and it’s funny
It’s funny to the max

There’s Brian and there’s Stewie
Peter and Lois too
There’s Meg and Chris as well
As Consuela who says, “No.”

I love watching Family Guy
It helps me laugh all day
Reciting in my memory
The funny jokes they say

So I’ll watch another episode
And more of them I’ll view
Direct from Quahog, Rhode Island
It’s better than number two

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I'M An Emo

I'm an emo.
I cry emotions all day long.
I'm an emo.
My life seems bad at certain times
And very good at others.
I'm an emo.
My emotional state is fragile.
I'm an emo.
I do what I can to get by.

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