archie langford Poems

There was a young woman from Bude
Went for a swim in the nude
Along came a shark
Out for a lark
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Catastrophe, catastrophe.
What has happened to my PC.?
The utton twixt Vand N
Will never, never work again.
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In my wisdom it occurs to me
That a pair of socks should come in three,
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I`m very quick to admit that I`m thick
I`ve never ever been clever
I must concede most of that that I read
On Ph just ain’t worth my endeavour
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I`ll sing a song to thee my love
But ere I begin
I would suggest to thee my love
You stick your ear plugs in.
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The ballad of Running Bare

By the shores of Ichy Coomi,
By the mighty deep sea water,
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What white is not the whiter
for being next to blue,
Or red the richer twixt
shades of sombre hue,
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My love is like the highest mountain,
So high that no man can climb,
Reaching, reaching ever upwards,
Supreme against the tests of time.
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Rinty McGinty was a broth of a boy,
In bare feet he stood seven foot one,
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if I ruled the world I would insist
on hanging all the psychologist
I wouldn`t do this for fun
But for the damage to society
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