Aunty Twinkle

Aunty Twinkle Poems

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Author and publisher of children's books.)

The Best Poem Of Aunty Twinkle

Come To Bed

Come to bed my darling
Don't leave me waiting here
My palms are hot and sweaty
I'm stripped and lying bare

Just thinking of your tender touch
Sends shivers down my spine
I really have to pinch myself
To know that you are mine

Come to bed my turtle dove
Your kiss I'm longing for
The night has only started
Just think of what's in store

I may not have the staying power
As the day when we first met
But let me tell you honey
That you're no Playboy Pet

Come to bed my precious
Forget the wrinkle cream
Your face is like a road map
A nightmare not a dream

Your breasts they were like melons
I would gasp when you drew near
But now they're more like licorice
Just long and flat and square

Come to bed my sweetheart
Don't brush your hair no more
There's not much sitting on your head
There's more down on the floor

Your teeth were like the twinkling stars
So white and shining bright
But now they sit beside the bed
When you take them out at night

Come to bed my honey bun
My strength is fading fast
The longer that you're sitting there
My passion it won't last

A man can only do so much
To prove that he's a stud
By the time you get into our bed
The brick will turn to mud

Come to bed my beautiful
The time is drawing near
The more you keep undressing
The lust will turn to fear

If you lay down here beside me
And expect a night of sex
You have to look your very best
Instead of our dog Rex

Don't come to bed my darling
As you do most every night
Looking like a pickled prune
It just gives me a fright

I'll ask you very kindly
If you want romantic nights
Before you come into the room
You'll turn off all the lights! !

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