Bad Poetry Contestant

Once upon a time
I tried to make a rhyme
I talked about my life
And also about my wife
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You told me you loved me
Now I can’t even look at you
I’m so lonely and depressed
Walking around in a daze
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One way or another I’ll be free
One way or another I’ll find a way to breathe
One way or another I’ll fly like a bird
One way or another I’ll soar like an eagle
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He is my lord and savior
He is the light of my day
He is my sword and shield
Blah blah blah
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Lighting a match of freedom,
I twirl the baton of death even as
I chew my cud of optimism.
And while I pop the pimple of pomposity and
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