My pen pal's name Is Jelly.
And Jelly she will be
Until the very day she dies,
And now I have to pee.
...
My Tippi
Is wonderful.
Especially when she wears a bikini.
She produces children.
...
I walk into my French class,
Because I yearn to learn
The lovely language of French
And the art of wearing a beret.
...
Hello.
My name is Bob a Job.
That
Is not my real name, and if you believed that it was,
...
Hello, my name is Bobert Smithsonian III. I am married to my wife and we have three children: Bobert IV, Sandra, and Soula. My wife's name is Tippi. We have a pet chicken named Johnathan that lays his own eggs and we eat his eggs everyday for breakfast. They are delicious. We would kill and eat Johnathan for Thanksgiving, but we don't celebrate Thanksgiving because it is against our placid way of being. Instead, we eat turkey for Thaksgiving. I think this is a great tradition and more people should practice it.)
Fat Cats
cats are fat
when they
eat
too
dang
much.
my cat is fat
because he
eats
too
dang
much.
your cat is fat
because she
eats
too
dang
much.
i write random poems
too
dang
much.
I LOVE FAT CATS CUZ
THEY ARE SO FUZZY AND FURRY
YAY
I, Bobert Smithsonian III,
am fat.
And so
Is my cat.
Not my car...
My cat.