There was a very funny guy, fat
He was known for not having a hat.
No matter bout a hat he smiles.
It's about how many extra miles.
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In the year of the goat I ate grass.
This was regarded as being of no class.
Do I care? Was the question I ask.
'No certainly not', my reply to a mask.
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In the rain I had an umbrella.
The lady of the night had a fella.
I didn't get wet I confess.
But slipped right into a dress.
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Black Rat
There was a very funny guy, fat
He was known for not having a hat.
No matter bout a hat he smiles.
It's about how many extra miles.
So, he exercised a big black rat.