I'm off to the land of joy and favour,
A place we all secretly love to savour,
Regardless of our colour or creed,
The desire for eternity we all need.
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Ghosts are a trick of the mind,
Saying they're real is unkind,
Please keep it light they give me a fright,
The very concept is so unrefined.
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Was your life in riches worth living?
Always taking not giving,
One day it will end there'll be things you can't mend,
Your demise will be so unforgiving.
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This writing's a bit of a pain,
In fact it drives me insane,
It's really sad they've condemned me as mad,
It's back to the drawing board again.
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I've wrote a book,
Please take a look,
It will leave you feeling tense,
The critics say I'm just a crook,
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I bumped into God the other day,
His face I couldn't see,
Gloves on his hands and looking away,
I asked him, why won't you look at me.
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I've just arrived at Heavens gate,
But nobody's here to greet me,
I'm rich and powerful I shouldn't wait,
Why don't they come to meet me?
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We have lost the ability to care for others,
Our greed and self- interest, our conscience it smothers,
We no longer care for our sisters or brothers,
The question we must ask is why.
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When born we sook,
Just a little bit,
By hook or crook,
We do love a tit.
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Our abilities are profound,
An intelligence that's high,
A being that's renowned,
We'll forever ask why.
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