Once again Christmas is here,
Let's have a celebration,
Forget the debts and have no fear,
It will fill you with such elation.
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I applied to run the marathon,
Only to be told,
We're sorry Mr. Marquis,
But I'm afraid you're far too old.
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What religion is God does anyone know,
We worship so many as they all come and go,
New ones will appear every other day,
Are they right or wrong who is to say.
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Hello my dear friends,
I would never deceive,
Democracy one defends,
Do not let me grieve,
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Politicians and union chiefs,
Are really so alike,
High salaries and pension schemes,
They never go on strike.
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I've reached that point where I now know,
My life here is over it's my time to go,
By the principles of honesty I've tried to adhere,
Perhaps that's why I do not feel fear.
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Draw a nail from the wood,
You weaken the frame,
The wind won't be withstood,
Because it's structure you maim.
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I have been told,
From many a fold,
I'm certainly not a poet,
Negative comments though leave me consoled,
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Money makes the world go round,
I wonder who said that,
It must have been a billionaire,
A grass roots spoiled brat.
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A major gaffe,
I had to laugh,
The whole thing was a bloody farce,
The stories then went off the graph,
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