Oh dear, I was eating.
Now I'm getting told off.
Two-legs is puffing; so obviously cross.
I've broke through the fence, which was keeping me safe
...
Being a cat is a marvelous thing
and my years as a kitten... worth remembering
I would pounce from the sofa to a more comfortable chair
and be praised for being marvelous
...
You fed us, we listened.
We obeyed your command.
You put us in harness,
and we changed the land.
...
I'm a pie-bald pony
I'm short, fat and round
...