Once upon a lily pad,
There sat a mother frog
Hungry for some food,
She hopped from log to log
...
(to the tune of up on the rooftop)
Frog on a lily pad,
Hop, hop, hop
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Date after date,
It stresses my mind
Will this be the one,
Is it finally my time! ?
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My every wish is your command
I've got you eating out of the plam of my hand
You spend your life on your hands and knees
When you mess up, you are begging me please
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I have this part
That's not really there
It's somewhat soft
And has some hair
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I waited until the last minute
I hope I get it done
I hope I make it to work on time
I really gotta run
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